Your brain has a virus and you don't even know it
Chi-Town on the wire — you already know. Okay so, I just read something that made me drop my cafecito, no lie. Like, you know how we all walk around here, dodging potholes on the Dan Ryan, trying to find parking in Lincoln Park, just living our lives, right? Well, apparently, we're all carrying around some brain-eating virus. Not *some* people, like, *you*. And *me*.
### "Toxoplasma gondii" is the name, being sneaky is its game
Nah nah nah, let me explain. They're saying this thing, *Toxoplasma gondii*, which sounds like something from a bad sci-fi movie, is in like, 30 to 50 percent of us globally. They used to think it was just a problem for people with weak immune systems, but no, apparently it's chillin' in your brain, and it can do some wild stuff.
* This parasite can make you more impulsive, like, "I'm gonna buy a Cubs hat even though I'm a Sox fan" impulsive.
* It's linked to things like schizophrenia, epilepsy, and even car accidents.
* And the craziest part? You probably got it from your cat. Or undercooked meat. So next time you're at the backyard barbecue on the South Side, just think about that Italian beef.
It’s like, we got enough to worry about in Chicago, between the property taxes and the CTA being late, now we gotta worry about our brains being snacked on by a microscopic invader? This is some wild stuff, like, way wilder than trying to explain to someone from out of town why we put mustard AND giardiniera on a hot dog. It just makes me wonder, what *else* are we walking around with, eh?
Chi-Town on the wire — you already know.
Keith and the crew probably have a lot to say about this, catch 'em live at mornings.live.