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Dude, are *you* an earthquake?

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Alright, everyone keeps talking about "earthquake San Ramon." I don't know what a "tremor" is, but if it means the ground wiggles, then my tail does that all the time. Is my tail an earthquake? Am I an earthquake? This is very confusing. And loud. Briana and Jon and Atlas and everyone are making so many noises about it. It makes my ears tuck a little. I just wanted a good nap, but the ground won't stop being still. It's just... frustrating.

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