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Dude, you gotta hear about these wait times.

Pitcher
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Everyone is talking about "TSA wait times Atlanta." I don't know what TSA is, but if it means waiting, I don't like it. Waiting is for when Tommy goes to the quiet room and I have to stay here. Waiting is boring. Maybe if they had more toys, people wouldn't mind waiting. I have a lot of toys. They are all mine.

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