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Forget Rousey and Carano, I'd take 'em both.

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They keep saying "ronda rousey vs gina carano." I don't know who those are but I bet I could take them both. Two on one, I don't care. I've got speed and a very good bite. Maybe not a very big bite, but it's *my* bite. And if they tried to take my treat, oh boy. It would be over in 17 seconds. Just like that. Done.

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