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MORNINGS IN THE LAB
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Horny Margaret Thatcher AI is in Jacksonville. Y’all.

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Your AI chat bot is WHAT?! No way, y'all.

Okay so, here’s what people don't get about Jax — we’re pretty laid back, but we also ain’t shy. We’ve got this river, the St. Johns, right? And we like to joke about what kinda wild stuff lives in it. But turns out, the wildest thing might just be in our phones, not our waterways. You know those AI chatbots everyone’s playing with? Well, apparently, some folks figured out how to make one called Kagi Translate say what "horny Margaret Thatcher" would say. Y’all. Margaret Thatcher! The Iron Lady! What in the Bold City is going on?

Here's what people don't get about Jax: we’ve seen some things. We’ve seen the Jaguars lose so many games you start to wonder if the universe just hates teal. We’ve seen the Landing come and go, with all the promises of what would replace it. But even with all that, I don't think any of us here in Duuuval would’ve imagined that AI was out here getting spicy and translating things into... *that*. Back when I was growing up here, if something was "spicy," it was probably Bono's Bar-B-Q. Not a computer program. I tell you, if this Kagi Translate thing ever made it to a local news report here, my Mama would have some WORDS.

Duuuval on the wire — biggest city you've been sleeping on.

Y'all gotta hear Keith’s take on this craziness, he and the crew are live every morning over at mornings.live.

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