You won't believe what's slowing down our Earth, cher
Now listen, I just read somethin' that got my blood pressure up this mornin', and it ain't even the traffic on Claiborne. You know how we always talkin' 'bout the levee board and the infrastructure here in New Awlins? How everything just kinda slowly sinkin' or fallin' apart, baby? Well, it turns out our whole *planet* is slowin' down, and guess what's to blame? Us. Humans, where y'at?
### Climate Change Messin' with Time
This ain't no conspiracy theory, not like that no-call in the NFC Championship still got me hot, cher. Scientists are sayin' that human-driven climate change, all that ice meltin' and the sea level risin', is actually changin' the Earth's rotation. They talkin' 'bout a millisecond per century, which don't sound like much, I know. But it's a measurable difference, somethin' they ain't seen in 3.6 million years! Think about that for a minute. We so good at messin' things up, we even messin' with how fast the Earth spins.
* **What's Happening:** Global sea levels are rising due to melting ice sheets and glaciers.
* **The Effect:** This redistribution of mass on Earth is slightly altering the planet's rotation.
* **The Scale:** The Earth's rotation is slowing by a tiny bit – just over a millisecond per century – but it's a significant change over geological time.
* **The Cause:** Human-driven climate change.
It's like when you tryin' to balance a tray of po'boys and the gravy sloshes around, baby. The weight shifts, and everything gets a little off kilter. Except this ain't just a tray, this is our whole home. That's New Orleans, baby — we bury our dead above ground and keep the music below. But if we ain't careful, we gonna be buryin' a whole lot more below water, and the music won't mean nothin' if the whole world is off rhythm. Makes you wonder what else we changin' that we don't even know about yet, huh? We already got enough to worry about with the water levels here, we don't need the whole planet gettin' off kilter too.
Mo Thibodaux-Laurent, MiTL Sports Desk, New Awlins.
You gotta hear Keith and the crew break this down on the Morning Wire, cher — catch it live at mornings.live.