Your tax dollars are feeding the gulls, b'y.
Whaddya at, b'y — this is St. John's, oldest city in North America, and we're still here. Let's go.
I'll tell ya one thing, b'y, you think you've heard it all, and then da city tries to tell ya dey're shootin' gulls at Robin Hood Bay and it's makin' a difference. Now, I love a good yarn, but dis one, it's a bit of a stretch, eh? We've been at dis for years, killin' thousands of 'em, and da critics are sayin' it's like tryin' to empty da Atlantic wit' a thimble. It's not just some fella down on Water Street havin' a grumble, b'y — dis is serious talk about how we're dealin' wit' our wildlife, and it's gettin' nowhere fast.
### Da Gull Problem
Da City of St. John's, bless dere hearts, has been tryin' to manage da gull population around da Robin Hood Bay landfill. Now, anyone who's ever tried to eat a feed of fish and chips down near da harbour, or even just walked by da waterfront near da War Memorial, knows we got gulls. Lots of 'em. Da city's plan has been to cull dem, which means dey've killed thousands over da years. But da problem is, b'y, gulls are smart. And dere's always more of 'em.
* **The City's Approach:** Kill gulls at the landfill to reduce their numbers.
* **Critics' View:** This isn't working because gulls from other areas just move in, and we're not dealing with the root cause (like food waste).
* **The Big Question:** Are we just throwing money at a problem that needs a different solution?
It makes ya wonder, doesn't it? Are we just feeding da problem, b'y, literally? Instead of just shootin' 'em, maybe we need to be lookin' at what's attractin' 'em in da first place. It's like tryin' to stop da fog rollin' in over Signal Hill by shoutin' at it — it's just not gonna happen. We gotta be smarter about dis, or we'll be talkin' about da same thing when da icebergs are floatin' by Cape Spear next spring.
Dat's da latest from St. John's, and trust me, dis one's gonna be chatted about down on George Street tonight.
Deirdre Molloy-Waddleton, MiTL Sports Desk.
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