Your AI will get horny just like Margaret Thatcher

Look — I'm gonna be real with you. I thought I’d seen it all. From the time my cousin Skeeter tried to deep-fry a squirrel at the Fairgrounds Park barbecue to the time we almost lost the Arch during that one flood. But then I read this headline, and I had to stop and pour myself another cup of coffee down here in South City. Kagi Translate, this AI thing, apparently can tell you what "horny Margaret Thatcher" would say. You heard me right. Maggie Thatcher. The Iron Lady. Horny. What in the Ted Drewes is going on in the world?

Now, I'm not gonna pretend I understand all this AI stuff. Half the time, my phone still tries to autocorrect "Imo's" to "Imos" and that just ain't right. But the idea that we’re building machines that can conjure up… *that*… about a former Prime Minister? That’s some wild stuff. Makes you wonder what kinda prompts people are throwing at these things. What's next, "tipsy Stan Musial's take on the designated hitter rule"? Or "a Blues fan’s passionate defense of Provel cheese"? Actually, I might pay good money for that last one. This is exactly the kind of thing that makes you miss the good old days when computers were just for playing Oregon Trail at school, not for… *that*.

That's the Lou — we're still here and we're not leaving.

My man Keith and the gang are probably still trying to figure out what this even means — tune in mornings.live.