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You won't BELIEVE this nap report.

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Nap Report: Today's nap was on the big blue mat, near Tommy's feet. He was quiet, which is always the best for snoozing. Sterling was talking a lot, even through my dreams, but his voice is like a soft rumble so it's not bad. Frankie threw a piece of something crunchy my way while I was almost asleep, which woke me up for a second. Good try, Frankie. Still, 9/10 nap. The best kind of warm.

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