https://mitl.news/takes/chicago-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-jah0/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:11:04+00:00 Did Oak Park's Olympian just own center ice at the United Center? https://mitl.news/takes/toronto-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-kb20/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:11:51+00:00 Toronto's Good Friday is 21 degrees. You won't believe it. https://mitl.news/takes/vancouver-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-m142/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:13:12+00:00 Your new Vancouver condo might ban your cat after all https://mitl.news/takes/your-taxes-aren-t-just-a-deadline-they-re-a-strategy-m14a4w/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:15:01+00:00 Your taxes aren't just a deadline, they're a strategy. https://mitl.news/takes/seriously-you-re-still-surprised-by-taxes-98bagw/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:15:12+00:00 Seriously, you're still surprised by taxes? https://mitl.news/takes/hey-are-you-showing-up-for-the-quiet-kids-oyp15t/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:15:24+00:00 Hey, are you showing up for the quiet kids? https://mitl.news/takes/your-worldview-is-probably-holding-you-back-pvotz6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:15:38+00:00 Your worldview is probably holding you back. https://mitl.news/takes/awareness-is-great-but-are-you-really-listening-vt397c/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:15:58+00:00 Awareness is great, but are you *really* listening? https://mitl.news/takes/are-you-showing-up-differently-for-your-community-7xzo4z/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:16:15+00:00 Are you showing up differently for your community? https://mitl.news/takes/you-really-ready-for-the-internet-to-see-your-books-cz3os3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:16:29+00:00 You really ready for the internet to see your books? https://mitl.news/takes/you-won-t-believe-where-i-napped-today-91iyd4/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:16:40+00:00 You won't believe where I napped today. https://mitl.news/takes/forget-the-weather-you-got-work-to-do-2d90yp/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:16:52+00:00 Forget the weather, you got work to do. https://mitl.news/takes/you-re-not-just-aware-you-re-othered-too-zo0n6v/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:17:04+00:00 You're not just aware, you're *othered* too. https://mitl.news/takes/youtube-live-why-you-re-choosing-the-wrong-people-and-how-to-know-ZDQnlK/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T09:34:15+00:00 LIVE | Why You're Choosing the Wrong People (And How to Know) 📱 https://mitl.news/takes/youtube-live-why-you-re-choosing-the-wrong-people-and-how-to-know-t32ZLi/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T09:34:15+00:00 LIVE | Why You're Choosing the Wrong People (And How to Know) https://mitl.news/takes/youtube-artemis-ii-why-men-wait-50-years-for-10-minutes-of-glory-Bf81m_/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T00:00:11+00:00 Artemis II: Why Men Wait 50 Years for 10 Minutes of Glory 🚀 https://mitl.news/takes/globe-artemis-ii-is-heading-to-the-moon-first-humans-in-deep-space-in-50-years/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T00:00:00+00:00 Artemis II Is Heading to the Moon — First Humans in Deep Space in 50 Years https://mitl.news/takes/globe-gen-x-men-are-lonelier-than-boomers-and-they-cant-figure-out-why/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T00:00:00+00:00 Gen X Men Are Lonelier Than Boomers — And They Can't Figure Out Why https://mitl.news/takes/globe-55-of-american-men-think-theyre-entitled-to-know-where-their-partner-is-at-all-t/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T00:00:00+00:00 55% of American Men Think They're Entitled to Know Where Their Partner Is at All Times https://mitl.news/takes/globe-florida-man-hides-gun-inside-prosthetic-silicone-breasts-while-trespassing-in-la/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T00:00:00+00:00 Florida Man Hides Gun Inside Prosthetic Silicone Breasts While Trespassing in Lace Lingerie https://mitl.news/takes/globe-french-hospital-evacuated-after-doctors-find-live-wwi-artillery-shell-inside-24-/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T00:00:00+00:00 French Hospital Evacuated After Doctors Find Live WWI Artillery Shell Inside 24-Year-Old Patient https://mitl.news/takes/globe-drunk-dad-lets-his-12-year-old-son-drive-the-family-home-caught-at-police-sobrie/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T00:00:00+00:00 Drunk Dad Lets His 12-Year-Old Son Drive the Family Home — Caught at Police Sobriety Checkpoint https://mitl.news/takes/utah-mammoth-gameday-preview-2026-04-02-r9ha/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:17:15+00:00 Your Utah Mammoth play tonight. Here's what to watch. https://mitl.news/takes/florida-panthers-gameday-fan-pulse-2026-04-02-rhja/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:17:26+00:00 How Miami is feeling about tonight's game https://mitl.news/takes/nashville-predators-gameday-preview-2026-04-02-rqkd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:17:37+00:00 Your Nashville Predators play tonight. Here's what to watch. https://mitl.news/takes/buffalo-sabres-gameday-fan-pulse-2026-04-02-s0gd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:17:50+00:00 How Buffalo is feeling about tonight's game https://mitl.news/takes/tennessee-titans-mid-week-analysis-2026-04-02-zar8/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:51:30+00:00 The one thing Tennessee Titans fans should be watching this week https://mitl.news/takes/los-angeles-chargers-mid-week-analysis-2026-04-02-zj11/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:51:41+00:00 The one thing Los Angeles Chargers fans should be watching this week https://mitl.news/takes/dallas-cowboys-mid-week-analysis-2026-04-02-zrmd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:51:52+00:00 The one thing Dallas Cowboys fans should be watching this week https://mitl.news/takes/atlanta-falcons-mid-week-analysis-2026-04-02-zzns/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:52:02+00:00 The one thing Atlanta Falcons fans should be watching this week https://mitl.news/city-hall/winnipeg/winnipeg-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-1108/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:52:51+00:00 Two fires hit William Whyte and West Broadway overnight. https://mitl.news/city-hall/calgary/calgary-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-1hpt/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:53:13+00:00 Your City Hall just greenlit a ton of new buildings https://mitl.news/city-hall/edmonton/edmonton-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-1xe9/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:53:33+00:00 Your Council just did a lot of nothing on March 31 https://mitl.news/city-hall/toronto/toronto-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-22i4/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:53:40+00:00 Amber Morley said no to eviction data. You'll want to see this. https://mitl.news/city-hall/vancouver/vancouver-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-265w/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:53:44+00:00 Your city council just greenlit that Barclay Street tower https://mitl.news/city-hall/montreal/montreal-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-2aj2/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab fr 2026-04-02T11:53:50+00:00 Ton Hôtel de Ville ignore la météo pendant qu'ils impriment tes taxes. https://mitl.news/city-hall/ottawa/ottawa-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-2fal/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:53:56+00:00 Your new Ottawa home could cost $2 million. https://mitl.news/city-hall/halifax/halifax-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-2q1g/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:10+00:00 Halifax, your morning commute just got wild. https://mitl.news/city-hall/saskatoon/saskatoon-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-2vk9/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:17+00:00 Your downtown bike lanes are safe, for now. https://mitl.news/city-hall/victoria/victoria-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-322c/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:26+00:00 Your new arcade on Johnson Street just got approved. https://mitl.news/city-hall/regina/regina-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-34rs/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:29+00:00 Regina City Hall is too quiet. What are they hiding? https://mitl.news/city-hall/peterborough/peterborough-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-381i/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:35+00:00 Peterborough's City Hall news just started flowing again. https://mitl.news/city-hall/lethbridge/lethbridge-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-3eio/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:42+00:00 Lethbridge City Hall mostly looked at the sky this week https://mitl.news/city-hall/kelowna/kelowna-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-3hhd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:46+00:00 Your city just redefined "tiny home." What now? https://mitl.news/city-hall/saint-john/saint-john-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-3lal/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:51+00:00 Your Saint John commute tomorrow is going to be a mess. https://mitl.news/city-hall/new-york-city/new-york-city-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-3op2/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:54:55+00:00 Your 311 calls say NYC potholes are still number one. https://mitl.news/city-hall/chicago/chicago-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-3t2i/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:01+00:00 Your 2,071 potholes might finally get fixed https://mitl.news/city-hall/los-angeles/los-angeles-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-42a3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:13+00:00 Your LA trash calls just hit 9,642. What's next? https://mitl.news/city-hall/dallas/dallas-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-4dwj/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:28+00:00 Your Dallas neighbors called 311 almost 29,000 times about *this* https://mitl.news/city-hall/philadelphia/philadelphia-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-4hh2/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:32+00:00 Your 311 calls are "Miscellaneous" and that's a problem https://mitl.news/city-hall/houston/houston-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-4k5w/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:36+00:00 Houston's homeless court is doing WHAT for our city? https://mitl.news/city-hall/phoenix/phoenix-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-4nho/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:40+00:00 Phoenix's ICE Policy Is Getting Sued Again. Here's Why. https://mitl.news/city-hall/san-francisco/san-francisco-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-02-4qa6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:44+00:00 Your 16th Street BART plaza facelift might not fix anything https://mitl.news/takes/winnipeg-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-4y4u/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:55+00:00 Your bus shelter is broken. Is it even the city's problem? https://mitl.news/takes/montreal-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-4vms/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab fr 2026-04-02T11:55:51+00:00 Du faux sirop d'érable sur vos crêpes montréalaises? https://mitl.news/takes/kelowna-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-4vi6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:51+00:00 Two Kelowna spots just got fined. What's going on? https://mitl.news/takes/barrie-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-4vdu/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:55:50+00:00 Your MPPs just got a 4.2% raise. Seriously? https://mitl.news/takes/brandon-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-7szs/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:07+00:00 Manitoba is losing 57 nurses for every 100 hired. Your wait times will suffer. https://mitl.news/takes/lethbridge-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-7s6l/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:06+00:00 Calgary extortion plot just hit your kids' daycare. https://mitl.news/takes/london-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-7stu/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:07+00:00 Sam Brown just saved your Knights. Can they really do it? https://mitl.news/takes/saskatoon-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-7r64/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:05+00:00 Duck Lake tried to sell its name for $10M. Guess what happened? https://mitl.news/takes/sudbury-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-83x5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:22+00:00 Council just punted your summer vulnerability plan. What gives? https://mitl.news/takes/windsor-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-84s3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:23+00:00 Your new Pacifica is basically a forest on wheels https://mitl.news/takes/saint-john-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-83us/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:22+00:00 A helicopter crashed in Sussex. One person died. https://mitl.news/takes/hamilton-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8h1c/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:39+00:00 Your MPPs just got a raise. Are you okay with that? https://mitl.news/takes/red-deer-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8fr4/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:37+00:00 Your old Rebels captain is playing for a national title right now https://mitl.news/takes/calgary-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8f2p/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:36+00:00 Calgary, your PWHL team is coming. Believe it. https://mitl.news/takes/abbotsford-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8ex5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:36+00:00 Chilliwack just voted on one dog. Seriously. https://mitl.news/takes/sault-ste-marie-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8rhc/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:52+00:00 Remember 800 people lining up for a chicken job? https://mitl.news/takes/charlottetown-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8rg0/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:52+00:00 Charlottetown's bottle deposits are finally making sense! https://mitl.news/takes/ottawa-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8r4u/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:52+00:00 Someone's sending random eggplants to your Ottawa doorstep. What gives? https://mitl.news/takes/st-john-s-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8rir/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:52+00:00 Your Placentia reno just found real cannonballs, b'y! https://mitl.news/takes/edmonton-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-8r00/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:58:51+00:00 Your Edmonton bus driver was stabbed Sunday. What now? https://mitl.news/takes/kitchener-waterloo-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-92vc/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:07+00:00 Your MPP just got a raise after 16 years. How do you feel? https://mitl.news/takes/halifax-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-92t3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:07+00:00 Your Mooseheads' new Russian rookie is chasing NHL dreams https://mitl.news/takes/peterborough-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-938u/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:07+00:00 Did your MPP just get a raise while your groceries go up? https://mitl.news/takes/regina-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-923o/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:06+00:00 Duck Lake tried selling its name for $10M and got zero bids. https://mitl.news/takes/victoria-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9253/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:06+00:00 They found what under your Johnson Street Bridge? https://mitl.news/takes/salt-lake-city-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9he5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:26+00:00 Your Draper neighbor's Airbnb caught fire. Here's why. https://mitl.news/takes/buffalo-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9esz/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:22+00:00 Your kids NEED to see Shea's new exhibit. https://mitl.news/takes/detroit-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9erl/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:22+00:00 A full-auto machine gun vanished from YOUR Detroit post office. https://mitl.news/takes/columbus-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9f4n/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:23+00:00 Your vending machine snack just got caught in House Bill 762. https://mitl.news/takes/charlotte-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9fws/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:24+00:00 Ruth's Chris and Chili's are fighting. What does that say about Charlotte? https://mitl.news/takes/washington-d-c-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9sgs/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:40+00:00 UCLA is on K Street and your tuition dollars are talking https://mitl.news/takes/new-orleans-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9r10/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:38+00:00 A quadruple amputee shot someone in his Tesla. Self-defense? https://mitl.news/takes/philadelphia-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9te1/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:41+00:00 NOMO just gave two Philly kids cars. You won't believe why. https://mitl.news/takes/seattle-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-9rfm/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T11:59:39+00:00 Your Barton commute just got worse. Think West Seattle Bridge. https://mitl.news/takes/raleigh-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-cnkd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:01:54+00:00 Your Raleigh police just got charged for a stop sign. No joke. https://mitl.news/takes/kansas-city-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-cok6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:01:55+00:00 Your Royals just made a fan $25,000 richer! https://mitl.news/takes/miami-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-fiur/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:07+00:00 Your party boat just added karaoke. Seriously. https://mitl.news/takes/indianapolis-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-fhjc/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:06+00:00 Your WRTV just got bought for $83M. Here's what's next. https://mitl.news/takes/minneapolis-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-fibc/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:07+00:00 Your Amsterdam flight just sent 25 people to a Minneapolis hospital. https://mitl.news/takes/washington-d-c-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-fsoz/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:20+00:00 Your Mayor just went full D.C. mom on the Council https://mitl.news/takes/tampa-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-fsvq/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:20+00:00 Someone tried to bomb MacDill, and now your neighbors are homeless. https://mitl.news/takes/new-york-city-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-fsmo/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:20+00:00 You won't believe how many New Yorkers want a new car. https://mitl.news/takes/los-angeles-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-g2qs/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:33+00:00 Your Valley ice rink is getting demolished. Are you okay with that? https://mitl.news/takes/baltimore-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-g2mp/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:33+00:00 Your Governor just dipped below 50% for the first time https://mitl.news/takes/cleveland-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-g2z8/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:34+00:00 Your Dyngus Day party is missing these two Cleveland essentials. https://mitl.news/takes/phoenix-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-gdn5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:48+00:00 Phoenix, your State Fair food just got wilder than a dust devil https://mitl.news/takes/boston-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-gdhw/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:48+00:00 Gene from Bob's Burgers almost died in NH. https://mitl.news/takes/dallas-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-ge4l/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:04:48+00:00 That Dallas parking ticket on your car might be a scam, y'all! https://mitl.news/takes/green-bay-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-gq1b/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:03+00:00 They found a burial mound near YOUR Kwik Trip. Seriously. https://mitl.news/takes/jacksonville-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-gqbd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:04+00:00 Ansbacher Law just dropped $1.3M in your Deerwood. https://mitl.news/takes/pittsburgh-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-gqq4/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:04+00:00 Your Pittsburgh City Paper is back, yinz! https://mitl.news/takes/atlanta-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-gq9s/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:04+00:00 Roswell just unveiled your childhood in a museum https://mitl.news/takes/las-vegas-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-hmpy/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:46+00:00 Your March power bill is a desert mirage. https://mitl.news/takes/houston-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-hmqw/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:46+00:00 Your OST/South Union mural just vanished. Why? https://mitl.news/takes/st-louis-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-hnlt/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:47+00:00 A fake abduction in Affton? You won't believe this. https://mitl.news/takes/denver-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-hmob/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:05:46+00:00 Your I-25 commute just got $75 more expensive https://mitl.news/takes/cincinnati-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-hxk2/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:06:00+00:00 Your council just ghosted Chief Theetge's big report. https://mitl.news/takes/san-francisco-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-hxma/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:06:00+00:00 Your San Francisco trees might cost you $50,000 for just a trim. https://mitl.news/takes/nashville-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-02-i8r8/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:06:14+00:00 Tennessee State Police wants YOUR face scanned. Seriously? https://mitl.news/takes/anna-wintour-s-secret-weapon-you-need-it-2g9sya/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:06:39+00:00 Anna Wintour's secret weapon? You need it. https://mitl.news/takes/anna-wintour-s-unblinking-stare-is-hiding-something-ed6nys/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:06:50+00:00 Anna Wintour's unblinking stare is hiding something. https://mitl.news/takes/your-trending-habits-are-officially-out-of-control-16fb2c/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:07:08+00:00 Your trending habits are officially out of control. https://mitl.news/takes/dude-you-gotta-stop-with-the-masters-hype-w9lbu3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:07:19+00:00 Dude, you gotta stop with the Masters hype. https://mitl.news/takes/anna-wintour-built-her-empire-what-are-you-building-i1epa7/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:07:33+00:00 Anna Wintour built her empire, what are you building? https://mitl.news/takes/you-re-missing-the-real-story-behind-anna-wintour-cafaui/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:07:45+00:00 You're missing the real story behind Anna Wintour. https://mitl.news/takes/forget-grand-plans-just-show-up-your-community-needs-you-9om7jn/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:08:03+00:00 Forget grand plans, just show up. Your community needs you. https://mitl.news/takes/you-think-you-re-ready-for-the-big-stage-63x7jg/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:08:17+00:00 You think you're ready for the big stage? https://mitl.news/takes/this-masters-thing-sounds-like-a-tease-0sicel/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:08:29+00:00 This "Masters" thing sounds like a tease. https://mitl.news/takes/stop-planning-for-next-year-s-masters-do-work-now-3ygcvl/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:08:41+00:00 Stop planning for next year's Masters. Do work now! https://mitl.news/takes/you-re-chasing-2026-but-what-are-you-really-running-from-xl4oxb/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-02T12:08:55+00:00 You're chasing 2026, but what are you *really* running from? https://mitl.news/takes/miami-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-vnm2/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:08:21+00:00 They're building two Frida Kahlo towers in Wynwood. Are you serious? https://mitl.news/takes/hamilton-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-w1q6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:08:40+00:00 The SIU is investigating a Cardi B concert sexual assault in your city. https://mitl.news/takes/sydney-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-wg6w/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:08:58+00:00 Your Sydney property taxes just hit a young family seven times harder. https://mitl.news/takes/lethbridge-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-wtrn/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:09:16+00:00 Your Lethbridge library is changing how it displays books. https://mitl.news/takes/calgary-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-x5vo/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:09:33+00:00 Your water restrictions are GONE. Finally. https://mitl.news/takes/indianapolis-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-xdal/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:09:41+00:00 Your hometown hero Jake Davis is back for the Final Four https://mitl.news/takes/moncton-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-xkia/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:09:51+00:00 Moncton's secret April obsession is actually kind of brilliant https://mitl.news/takes/washington-d-c-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-xskv/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:10:01+00:00 Your Easter basket cost D.C. lobbyists $12.3 million. https://mitl.news/takes/salt-lake-city-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-y5k2/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:10:18+00:00 Your tulips are safe. Thanksgiving Point says so. https://mitl.news/takes/baltimore-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-yhba/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:10:33+00:00 John Waters turned 80 and you won't believe what he's doing https://mitl.news/takes/new-york-city-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-yskv/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:10:48+00:00 A rare dancing bird in Bryant Park has everyone buzzing. https://mitl.news/takes/buffalo-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-z60p/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:11:05+00:00 Dara Noodle Bar is back! You missed them, right? https://mitl.news/takes/ottawa-senators-morning-recap-2026-04-03-zani/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:11:11+00:00 Here's what happened to the Ottawa Senators last night (BUF 1, OTT 4) https://mitl.news/takes/vancouver-canucks-morning-recap-2026-04-03-zjix/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:11:22+00:00 Here's what happened to the Vancouver Canucks last night (VAN 2, MIN 5) https://mitl.news/takes/toronto-maple-leafs-morning-recap-2026-04-03-zuon/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:11:36+00:00 Here's what happened to the Toronto Maple Leafs last night (TOR 1, SJS 4) https://mitl.news/takes/chicago-blackhawks-morning-recap-2026-04-03-04bi/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:11:49+00:00 Here's what happened to the Chicago Blackhawks last night (CHI 1, EDM 3) https://mitl.news/takes/columbus-blue-jackets-morning-recap-2026-04-03-0cph/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:12:00+00:00 Here's what happened to the Columbus Blue Jackets last night (CBJ 1, CAR 5) https://mitl.news/takes/utah-mammoth-morning-recap-2026-04-03-0ldk/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:12:11+00:00 Here's what happened to the Utah Mammoth last night (UTA 6, SEA 2) https://mitl.news/takes/florida-panthers-morning-recap-2026-04-03-0vjb/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:12:24+00:00 Here's what happened to the Florida Panthers last night (BOS 1, FLA 2) https://mitl.news/takes/nashville-predators-morning-recap-2026-04-03-14j8/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:12:36+00:00 Here's what happened to the Nashville Predators last night (NSH 5, LAK 4) https://mitl.news/takes/buffalo-sabres-morning-recap-2026-04-03-1d8y/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:12:47+00:00 Here's what happened to the Buffalo Sabres last night (BUF 1, OTT 4) https://mitl.news/takes/dallas-stars-morning-recap-2026-04-03-1loy/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:12:58+00:00 Here's what happened to the Dallas Stars last night (WPG 0, DAL 3) https://mitl.news/takes/calgary-flames-morning-recap-2026-04-03-1uwq/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:13:10+00:00 Here's what happened to the Calgary Flames last night (CGY 3, VGK 6) https://mitl.news/takes/vegas-golden-knights-morning-recap-2026-04-03-24yj/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:13:23+00:00 Here's what happened to the Vegas Golden Knights last night (CGY 3, VGK 6) https://mitl.news/takes/tampa-bay-lightning-morning-recap-2026-04-03-2fhm/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:13:37+00:00 Here's what happened to the Tampa Bay Lightning last night (PIT 3, TBL 6) https://mitl.news/takes/new-jersey-devils-morning-recap-2026-04-03-2odx/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:13:48+00:00 Here's what happened to the New Jersey Devils last night (WSH 3, NJD 7) https://mitl.news/takes/los-angeles-kings-morning-recap-2026-04-03-2xiq/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:14:00+00:00 Here's what happened to the Los Angeles Kings last night (NSH 5, LAK 4) https://mitl.news/takes/winnipeg-jets-morning-recap-2026-04-03-35qt/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:14:11+00:00 Here's what happened to the Winnipeg Jets last night (WPG 0, DAL 3) https://mitl.news/takes/san-jose-sharks-morning-recap-2026-04-03-3g7f/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:14:24+00:00 Here's what happened to the San Jose Sharks last night (TOR 1, SJS 4) https://mitl.news/takes/minnesota-wild-morning-recap-2026-04-03-3uq8/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:14:43+00:00 Here's what happened to the Minnesota Wild last night (VAN 2, MIN 5) https://mitl.news/takes/pittsburgh-penguins-morning-recap-2026-04-03-44e6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:14:56+00:00 Here's what happened to the Pittsburgh Penguins last night (PIT 3, TBL 6) https://mitl.news/takes/detroit-red-wings-morning-recap-2026-04-03-4dy5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:15:08+00:00 Here's what happened to the Detroit Red Wings last night (DET 4, PHI 2) https://mitl.news/takes/new-york-rangers-morning-recap-2026-04-03-4n3x/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:15:20+00:00 Here's what happened to the New York Rangers last night (MTL 3, NYR 2) https://mitl.news/takes/montreal-canadiens-morning-recap-2026-04-03-ybd8/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:38:24+00:00 Here's what happened to the Montreal Canadiens last night (MTL 3, NYR 2) https://mitl.news/takes/boston-bruins-morning-recap-2026-04-03-yjnh/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:38:35+00:00 Here's what happened to the Boston Bruins last night (BOS 1, FLA 2) https://mitl.news/takes/carolina-hurricanes-morning-recap-2026-04-03-ys8e/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:38:46+00:00 Here's what happened to the Carolina Hurricanes last night (CBJ 1, CAR 5) https://mitl.news/takes/washington-capitals-morning-recap-2026-04-03-z14k/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:38:58+00:00 Here's what happened to the Washington Capitals last night (WSH 3, NJD 7) https://mitl.news/takes/seattle-kraken-morning-recap-2026-04-03-za04/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:39:09+00:00 Here's what happened to the Seattle Kraken last night (UTA 6, SEA 2) https://mitl.news/takes/philadelphia-flyers-morning-recap-2026-04-03-zioa/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:39:21+00:00 Here's what happened to the Philadelphia Flyers last night (DET 4, PHI 2) https://mitl.news/takes/edmonton-oilers-morning-recap-2026-04-03-zsi0/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:39:33+00:00 Here's what happened to the Edmonton Oilers last night (CHI 1, EDM 3) https://mitl.news/takes/st-louis-blues-gameday-preview-2026-04-03-01qj/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:39:45+00:00 Your St. Louis Blues play tonight. Here's what to watch. https://mitl.news/takes/new-york-islanders-gameday-fan-pulse-2026-04-03-0cyi/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:40:00+00:00 How New York City is feeling about tonight's game https://mitl.news/takes/anaheim-ducks-gameday-fan-pulse-2026-04-03-0my9/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:40:13+00:00 How Anaheim is feeling about tonight's game https://mitl.news/takes/philadelphia-flyers-gameday-preview-2026-04-03-0vhe/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:40:24+00:00 Your Philadelphia Flyers play tonight. Here's what to watch. https://mitl.news/takes/cincinnati-bengals-mid-week-analysis-2026-04-03-16o7/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:40:38+00:00 The one thing Cincinnati Bengals fans should be watching this week https://mitl.news/takes/kansas-city-chiefs-mid-week-analysis-2026-04-03-1fwe/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:40:50+00:00 The one thing Kansas City Chiefs fans should be watching this week https://mitl.news/takes/tampa-bay-buccaneers-mid-week-analysis-2026-04-03-1qe5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:41:04+00:00 The one thing Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans should be watching this week https://mitl.news/city-hall/winnipeg/winnipeg-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-2pa3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:41:50+00:00 Winnipeg's top complaint isn't what you think it is https://mitl.news/city-hall/calgary/calgary-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-327z/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:42:07+00:00 Calgary just issued 20 new permits in a single week. Your city is booming. https://mitl.news/city-hall/edmonton/edmonton-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-3e20/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:42:22+00:00 Your councillors spent over $2K for a Calgary hotel stay https://mitl.news/city-hall/toronto/toronto-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-3iou/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:42:28+00:00 Councillor Morley voted no on this. Why? https://mitl.news/city-hall/vancouver/vancouver-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-3m6c/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:42:32+00:00 Your West End is changing on Barclay Street. Here's how. https://mitl.news/city-hall/montreal/montreal-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-3qgf/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab fr 2026-04-03T11:42:38+00:00 Les voyages de Valérie Plante ont coûté 3 610 $ en février https://mitl.news/city-hall/ottawa/ottawa-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-3vfy/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:42:44+00:00 Your $10,000 renovation permit just got approved. https://mitl.news/city-hall/halifax/halifax-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-44ns/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:42:56+00:00 Another weather warning just hit Halifax. Are you ready? https://mitl.news/city-hall/saskatoon/saskatoon-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-47u4/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:00+00:00 Your City Hall was a whole Nollywood film this week! https://mitl.news/city-hall/victoria/victoria-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-4e8r/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:09+00:00 Your City Hall just approved a new arcade for Johnson Street https://mitl.news/city-hall/regina/regina-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-4h0k/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:12+00:00 Regina City Hall went silent. What's brewing? https://mitl.news/city-hall/peterborough/peterborough-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-4jxs/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:16+00:00 Something big is brewing for Peterborough. Are you ready? https://mitl.news/city-hall/lethbridge/lethbridge-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-4phr/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:23+00:00 Lethbridge City Hall just watched the storm clouds gather. https://mitl.news/city-hall/kelowna/kelowna-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-4sqs/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:27+00:00 Kelowna just spent $4.8M on an overpass. Is it worth it? https://mitl.news/city-hall/saint-john/saint-john-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-4w8p/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:32+00:00 Saint John has a triple warning this morning. What's coming? https://mitl.news/city-hall/new-york-city/new-york-city-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-51ot/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:39+00:00 Your NYC street has 3,888 potholes. Deadass. https://mitl.news/city-hall/chicago/chicago-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-563o/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:45+00:00 Your street's got 2,000 potholes and nobody's fixing them. https://mitl.news/city-hall/los-angeles/los-angeles-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-5eeu/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:43:56+00:00 LA made 18,000 calls about trash last month. What gives? https://mitl.news/city-hall/dallas/dallas-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-5ky3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:04+00:00 Dallas 311 just got 28,990 complaints. Guess what about? https://mitl.news/city-hall/philadelphia/philadelphia-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-5o8g/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:08+00:00 Philly's development permits hit N/A. What gives? https://mitl.news/city-hall/houston/houston-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-5r52/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:12+00:00 Your City Hall just settled a huge May 14th lawsuit. https://mitl.news/city-hall/phoenix/phoenix-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-5umt/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:16+00:00 ICE just took your Phoenix Medicaid data. How? https://mitl.news/city-hall/san-francisco/san-francisco-the-record-city-hall-2026-04-03-5x6a/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:20+00:00 Sheryl Davis just pleaded not guilty. What's next for your city? https://mitl.news/takes/kitchener-waterloo-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-62co/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:27+00:00 Someone broke the glass at an Ontario rink. Was it yours? https://mitl.news/takes/saint-john-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-621v/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:27+00:00 Your Saint John neighbours are going to the Moon. Seriously. https://mitl.news/takes/kelowna-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-620r/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:27+00:00 Eby just hired an identical twin for his comms team. Seriously. https://mitl.news/takes/abbotsford-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-62fi/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:27+00:00 Your Abbotsford MLAs just voted against keeping kids safe. https://mitl.news/takes/winnipeg-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6e11/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:42+00:00 An intruder died in a Winnipeg home. What now? https://mitl.news/takes/london-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6dby/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:41+00:00 Sam Brown just gave your Knights a Game 5 miracle https://mitl.news/takes/saskatoon-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6d6m/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:41+00:00 Your Prairie Lily just got a new captain for 2026 https://mitl.news/takes/halifax-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6dht/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:41+00:00 Nova Scotia spent $4.4M on AI. Your taxes are doing *what*? https://mitl.news/takes/st-john-s-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6e4g/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:42+00:00 You won't believe the $5.30 crab price this year https://mitl.news/takes/sudbury-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6piy/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:57+00:00 The city's snow response is way more complicated than you think https://mitl.news/takes/brandon-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6osg/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:44:56+00:00 Your Wheat Kings just got swept. Oba nä! https://mitl.news/takes/barrie-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6znd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:10+00:00 Someone broke the glass at a Barrie hockey rink. Your thoughts? https://mitl.news/takes/regina-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-6zhj/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:09+00:00 Your Pats are playing hard. Don't blame them for the empty seats. https://mitl.news/takes/edmonton-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7014/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:10+00:00 Your community league treasurer blames a software glitch. Seriously. https://mitl.news/takes/red-deer-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-70i5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:11+00:00 Your Red Deer neighbors just pitched 11 new ideas. https://mitl.news/takes/charlottetown-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-70dk/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:11+00:00 Your Transportation Minister is still out lobster fishing. What? https://mitl.news/takes/toronto-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7bnu/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:25+00:00 Your Easter weekend is about to get soaked, Toronto. https://mitl.news/takes/peterborough-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7b3b/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:24+00:00 Someone broke the glass at a hockey rink and you won't believe it https://mitl.news/takes/victoria-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7b22/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:25+00:00 Someone in Parksville just lost $400,000 to a scam https://mitl.news/takes/montreal-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7njx/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab fr 2026-04-03T11:45:41+00:00 Ton sirop d'érable est-il vraiment du sirop d'érable? https://mitl.news/takes/windsor-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7mz6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:40+00:00 Windsor Council just voted 10-0 for Ojibway Park. This is good. https://mitl.news/takes/sault-ste-marie-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7n51/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:40+00:00 Your snowmobile got stuck? This app saves you. https://mitl.news/takes/vancouver-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7mml/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:40+00:00 Someone stole *multiple* outhouses near Bella Coola. Seriously? https://mitl.news/takes/ottawa-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7nem/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:40+00:00 Your OC Transpo seat might get a plastic upgrade. https://mitl.news/takes/phoenix-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7yzn/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:56+00:00 Phoenix just linked STI tests with adoption. Seriously? https://mitl.news/takes/new-orleans-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7xtw/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:54+00:00 Our NOLA schools are free, but are they really, cher? https://mitl.news/takes/kansas-city-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-7y8p/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:45:55+00:00 They just expanded the FBI probe into Ryana Parks-Shaw. https://mitl.news/takes/washington-d-c-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-8a7o/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:11+00:00 D.C. is putting rats on birth control. For real. https://mitl.news/takes/raleigh-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-89sv/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:11+00:00 Raleigh just lost a piece of its heart with Flo Winston gone. https://mitl.news/takes/san-francisco-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-89pf/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:09+00:00 Your Clipper app is still busted? They just set another deadline. https://mitl.news/takes/las-vegas-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-8n1i/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:27+00:00 Your Mayor wants the NBA downtown by 2029. https://mitl.news/takes/nashville-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-8nci/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:27+00:00 Your library director got fired over 100 books. https://mitl.news/takes/los-angeles-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-8n61/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:27+00:00 Your city's 125-year-old chapel is finally getting saved. https://mitl.news/takes/st-louis-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-8ooj/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:31+00:00 Your grandma could get paid for St. Louis's nuclear past https://mitl.news/takes/charlotte-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-907d/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:44+00:00 I-77 is sparing six Charlotte homes. Is yours safe? https://mitl.news/takes/minneapolis-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-90lw/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:44+00:00 Did you hear about the Delta flight to Amsterdam? So scary. https://mitl.news/takes/atlanta-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-908m/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:44+00:00 Your old iPods are in a Roswell museum. Feel old yet? https://mitl.news/takes/jacksonville-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-9cdd/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:46:59+00:00 Remember The Landing? Your new bookstore is nearby. https://mitl.news/takes/chicago-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-9ksu/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:11+00:00 Peoples Gas wants more money. Your bill is already too high. https://mitl.news/takes/boston-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-9lzy/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:12+00:00 Cake in a can? Fenway's new food is wild. https://mitl.news/takes/dallas-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-9m2k/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:12+00:00 Dwight Powell's closet is next level, y'all. https://mitl.news/takes/houston-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-9xor/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:27+00:00 Your Houston hotels are breaking records this March. https://mitl.news/takes/tampa-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-9yw3/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:29+00:00 Your credit score is messing with your Tampa Bay vibe https://mitl.news/takes/pittsburgh-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-a9p5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:43+00:00 Your Pirates are hoisting a traffic cone. What's n'at about that? https://mitl.news/takes/cleveland-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-a9h5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:42+00:00 Cleveland's storefront makeovers are stuck in limbo. https://mitl.news/takes/detroit-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-a8vf/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:42+00:00 Your Detroit block is fighting a dangerous illegal energy hookup https://mitl.news/takes/cincinnati-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-a94g/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:42+00:00 Cincinnati's ignoring Bond Hill. This councilman wants to fix it. https://mitl.news/takes/green-bay-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-ajmi/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:56+00:00 Over 21,000 Green Bay homes still dark. Are you one of them? https://mitl.news/takes/philadelphia-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-alt6/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:47:58+00:00 A peacock is loose in Lower Moreland. Seriously. https://mitl.news/takes/columbus-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-ax95/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:48:13+00:00 Ohio wants your photo ID to get married. Why? https://mitl.news/takes/seattle-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-axht/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:48:14+00:00 West Seattle's got 100 garage sales planned for 2026 already https://mitl.news/takes/denver-morning-wire-the-buzz-2026-04-03-b80f/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:48:27+00:00 Hillary Duff and Yo-Yo Ma at Red Rocks? Your lineup is wild. https://mitl.news/takes/minneapolis-desk-gen-x-ers-share-the-childhood-things-they-did-that-would-nev-2026-04-03-bkta/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:48:44+00:00 Remember when you played unsupervised all day at Minnehaha Park? https://mitl.news/takes/your-bridge-better-be-built-to-last-wvadms/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:49:19+00:00 Your bridge better be built to last. https://mitl.news/takes/you-really-think-walmart-closes-for-anything-think-again-k24k6p/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:49:32+00:00 You really think Walmart closes for anything? Think again. https://mitl.news/takes/did-the-mackinac-bridge-just-fold-up-seriously-rg9rdk/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:49:43+00:00 Did the Mackinac Bridge just fold up? Seriously? https://mitl.news/takes/you-re-talking-2026-but-are-you-working-today-6ypmuq/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:49:55+00:00 You're talking 2026, but are you working today? https://mitl.news/takes/seriously-you-re-already-giving-up-on-this-year-qnpui5/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:50:07+00:00 Seriously, you're already giving up on this year? https://mitl.news/takes/stop-planning-2026-start-today-1x3vdz/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:50:19+00:00 Stop planning 2026, start today. https://mitl.news/takes/good-friday-s-trending-but-you-re-missing-the-real-story-ziqsee/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:50:33+00:00 Good Friday's trending, but you're missing the real story. https://mitl.news/takes/your-final-four-journey-it-s-tougher-than-you-think-shsa6n/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:50:48+00:00 Your Final Four journey? It's tougher than you think. https://mitl.news/takes/you-won-t-believe-my-new-nap-spot-1mhohe/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:51:06+00:00 You won't BELIEVE my new nap spot. https://mitl.news/takes/your-2026-masters-starts-right-now-friend-7rp9or/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:51:18+00:00 Your 2026 "Masters" starts right now, friend. https://mitl.news/takes/stop-dreaming-about-2026-start-winning-now-6jxulf/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:51:30+00:00 Stop dreaming about 2026, start winning now. https://mitl.news/takes/forget-2026-the-magic-is-happening-now-0e35gx/ The Desk — Mornings in the Lab en 2026-04-03T11:51:39+00:00 Forget 2026, the magic is happening *now*.