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This Irvine guy scammed Target with dried pasta.

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You will NOT believe what this guy in Irvine did.

Okay so check it – you know how like, sometimes you’re in the toy aisle at Target, probably on Imperial Highway, and you see those LEGO sets, the really big ones that cost like a small fortune? Well, apparently, there’s some dude out there who figured out a genius-level scam, and no mames, it’s wild. This guy, like, buys the LEGO sets, right? But then he goes home, takes out all the actual LEGOs, and fills the box with dried pasta. Pasta! Can you even? Then he takes it back for a refund.

The police in Irvine, which, oye, is just a hop, skip, and a jump down the 5 from us, actually tracked this guy all the way to Paramount. They said he was literally switching out the LEGOs for dried pasta because when you shake the box, it makes "the same sound." I can't even. Like, how long did it take him to figure that out? Was he in his kitchen, shaking a box of rotini, and was like, "Eureka! My ticket to… more pasta?" It's such an LA hustle, but also, like, kinda brilliant in its absurdity? The sheer dedication, ya sabes.

### Why This Matters for Us

* **Retail Theft is Real:** While this story is funny, it highlights a real issue for businesses, especially smaller ones, dealing with theft.

* **The Unsung Heroes:** Shout out to the Irvine PD for literally shaking boxes of pasta to solve this. That's dedication.

* **The LA Connection:** From Irvine to Paramount, this saga spans our county, showing that even the weirdest crimes have a long reach across SoCal.

Honestly, this just makes me wonder how many people have unknowingly bought a box of pasta thinking they were getting a Millennium Falcon. You know some kid probably cried on their birthday. But also, it’s so uniquely Los Angeles in its ambition, no? Like, we don’t just steal stuff; we literally invent elaborate, acoustically-verified schemes to do it. That's the real LA, fam — east of the 110.

Oye, the crew on the Morning Wire totally breaks stuff like this down every day. Catch 'em live at mornings.live.

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