Okay so, you won't believe what's happening with all these 311 calls.
### Your Neighbors Are Calling 311 for What Now
Nah nah nah, let me explain. You know how everyone complains about the potholes on their street, or how their garbage cart is always messed up? Well, according to the latest 311 service request data, those things aren't even close to the top complaints. You've got over 13,000 calls for "311 INFORMATION ONLY CALL" — like, what even *is* that? Are people just calling to say hi? And then, get this, almost 10,000 requests for "Aircraft Noise Complaint." Ten thousand! It's like, you live in a big city, mija, there's gonna be planes. What did you expect, a quiet evening by the lake every night?
It's wild because you'd think people would be more worried about the basics.
* "311 INFORMATION ONLY CALL": 13,736 requests
* "Aircraft Noise Complaint": 9,874 requests
* "Graffiti Removal Request": 1,811 requests
* "Pothole in Street Complaint": 1,054 requests
Meanwhile, real issues like "Rodent Baiting/Rat Complaint" only got 996 requests. You're telling me rats aren't a bigger problem than planes flying overhead? I'm like, really, Chicago? This tells you a lot about what people are actually prioritizing when they pick up the phone. It's not just about the numbers, it’s about what we care enough to call about. What are we gonna do when there's a real emergency if we're all calling about planes?
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