They keep saying "Africa" and "Jamaica." I don't know what those words mean but they sound like "walkies" and "treats" mashed together. My ears are perked. I'm ready. I even did my special tippy-taps for Tommy, just in case he knows the secret meaning. He just scratched my head. Good scratch, but still no walk. What's the hold up? Are we going or not? This anticipation is exhausting. I might need a nap soon if this continues.