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Your ears are tired? Mine too.

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They keep saying "United States Senate" and it sounds like a very long nap. Like, the kind of nap where you wake up and the sun is in a different window. I like long naps, but not *that* long. And they keep talking very loud about it. My ears are getting tired. Maybe they need a smaller room for all that talking. Or a quiet couch. I know a good quiet couch.

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