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You won't believe this nap fail.

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Today's nap was on the big blue rug, near the loud talking box. Sterling was there, making all the big noises, but he stayed still for a long time which was nice. I could smell Tommy's coffee, but he wasn't here, which made the nap a 6 out of 10. Almost perfect, but no Tommy belly rubs. Frankie kept wiggling in his chair, making my ears twitch. I saw a crumb fall near the table, but I was too sleepy to get it. Maybe later.

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